Aaron Kyro Quits Skateboarding
I hate having enjoyable, I by no means actually preferred being outdoors driving within the solar, I am gone!
SAN FRANCISCO (PRWEB)
April 01, 2021
Aaron Kyro, a sponsored skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay Space in California, quits skateboarding to turn out to be a rapper on April 1st.
Right here is his first track lyrics.
(Verse 1)
I am out!
I am bored with going skating, all this flipping and spinning is getting actually aggravating
I am carried out!
I hate having enjoyable, I by no means actually preferred being outdoors driving within the solar
I am gone!
Appropriate me if I am unsuitable, however watching folks fly by means of the air simply makes me wish to yawn
The tip!
This aint fake, I am getting actually sick of spending time with all my wonderful associates
(Refrain)
I am quittin’ skatin’ trigger I hate being pleased
Stepping off the board trigger it is lame to really feel good
No extra driving within the streets, now I am all concerning the beats
No extra wheels underneath my feets, understood?
(Verse 2)
Exercising, is for losers
I might moderately spend all day in entrance of a pc
Will I miss it, I do not assume so
I actually hate it once I get into a very good circulation
I hate laughing, I hate studying, I hate rising and love
Trip a skateboard, no by no means once more
I am sure my profession will lose all it is momentum
(Refrain)
I am quittin’ skatin’ trigger I hate being pleased
Stepping off the board trigger it is lame to really feel good
No extra driving within the streets, now I am all concerning the beats
No extra wheels underneath my feets, understood?
(Verse 3)
I’ve carried out all of it, I went all terrain, I skated every thing, now it is time for change
Nails off the Braille drop, tree by means of the rooftop, hope the glass board do not break when the tail pops
I’ve rolled on rebar, carved on copper, carried out it up correct
I used to be flipping on pitchforks, knives and axes, synthetic grasses
On a regular basis I get bodied! however you may by no means see me cry
Trigger I by no means make errors and if I fell I meant to fall trigger every thing I do I do it first strive!
(Battle Intro)
Uh oh, we would have a battle brewin’
A giant bombastic Braille battle brewin’
Movement so good, gonna trigger hysteria
It is Ice Man Vs…a sponsored skateboarder from the San Fransisco Bay Space
Combat!
(Ricky’s Flip)
That is proper! I am taking up the boss and I am gonna lay it down irrespective of the associated fee. Do not even strive Kyro you already misplaced, I am the Ice man so chilly you may really feel the frost.
Do not get me unsuitable you bought good strikes for a skater within the 90s you are a radical dude
And when it is guide time you’re the ringer, however you cant scooter up a slope with out breaking a finger.
And I see you on the vert ramp doing alright, however we’ll be skating at nighttime if you happen to preserve breaking the lights.
And also you assume your so cool trigger you began all of it and taught a brand new era to stand up after they fall however
While you’re strapped to board and taped to a ball and flipping by means of the air, then you definitely may give me a name
Now, earlier than you say I am a jerk, simply let me guess your subsequent trick…..ummmm tre-flip revert?
(Aarons Flip)
Woah! Ice man? That aint very nice man! This lyrical aggression won’t stand and
On your info saggy pants are fairly stylin’ and after they come again you may have to return to me to purchase them.
Okay, so you may discuss the discuss, however man I used to be touchdown tips while you have been studying to stroll.
And remember, I am the boss, so that you do what I would like, why do not you go up on the roof and attempt to leap off
I noticed you skate in a trash can, your strikes are rubbish? Staying up all night time like a Braille home hostage.
Hear, if you happen to to not busy bleeding, the ground is roofed in mayo and in want of a cleansing
Now, I did not wish to should throw my weight, or spit this hate, however ya pushed me mate
So let me set ya straight, I like sk8? Ugh, extra like not so nice.
(Refrain)
I am quittin’ skatin’ trigger I hate being pleased
Stepping off the board trigger it is lame to really feel good
No extra driving within the streets, now I am all concerning the beats
No extra wheels underneath my feets, understood?
(Verse 4)
No extra flip tips, lip tips, spins or grabs
No extra bruises, cuts, and scabs
My phrases are knives and I am taking a stab
I do know I am going to make it as a rapper with the luck of the Gab
So exit and inform everybody that
Trigger maintaining this circulation is a tough rhino
And if you happen to wanna battle with me toe to toe
Simply subscribe and like and depart a remark beneath
Let’s go!
(Finish)
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